My senior year of highschool a kid filmed another kid bust into classrooms and hallways in a full gumby suit and during gymclass one day they filmed from behind me, when I saw the video I was like damn…my ass look good
Jess tagged me but I never tag anyone back cause I’m lazy.
Birthday: May 16th 1992
Height: 5 ft 3 inches
Talents: I’m one crafty little fucker. Crafts. Crafting. Kraft Mac and Cheese, all sorts of crafts.
Can you juggle? No
Art/Sports/Both? Arts, but not the super pretentious douchy sort. I would have played field hockey if I had an opportunity, I’m a big fan of UFC and MMA.
Do you like writing? Yup
Do you like dancing? Not in public
Do you like singing? No
Last thing you Googled? Dorothea Dix
Most used phrase? "Eat my balls”
Dream job: Writer
Favourite Album: Lungs: Florence and the Machine and All Rebel Rockers: Spearhead
Last song you’ve heard on the radio: Something blues, soul, singing about growing up a kid, excitement on Christmas and getting caught smoking at school…etc.
Guys/Girls/Both: I would say I’m a solid 2.5 on the Kinsey Scale. (Same dude)
Biggest turn off: Indecisiveness
Biggest turn on: Good body mechanics, the way a person stands and sits and walks
Last thing said to a family member: “when is the chili ready?”
One place that makes me happy and why: Back roads where I used to live
How many blankets I sleep under: At least two usually
Favourite beverage(s): Black coffee
The last movie I watched in the cinema: A Dame to Kill For
Three things I can’t live without: Coffee, books, red nailpolish
Something I plan on learning: Different crochet stitches and how to be better at golf
PSA: Big corporations putting feel good feminist messages in their advertisements wont result in women’s liberation as much as it will result in goading liberal minded folks to buy more shampoo or whatever. There’s no point in fawning over these commercials.
Friendly reminder that the company that owns Dove
is the same company that owns Axe.
listens to creed in order to forget my contemporary woes
but only in the form of haikus
…Kanye talking about L.A.
I didn’t know cities had that much power.
In the Bible Jesus says that 'It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.'
Now unless they’re using that money to breed a set of miniature camels I think there’s a bit of a problem.
Eye of a needle is a reference to a certain sort of doorway. A camel would need to be on it’s knees to go through, which is I guess hard for camels, so it’s a critique on material wealth making a person less humble or what-have you and thus less pious.