Sparkling water is the flavor of when your leg is asleep.
Big girls carry water, small girls play with dolls
big fan of old european architecture that was like hey what if we put a bunch of baby heads everywhere
Me: It’s a new year! I should get my crap together, accomplish things, get stuff done, organize my life.
Me, 5 minutes later: *eats chocolate while reading fanfiction*
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Children
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A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.
“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”
That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.
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He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.
The Inspector and The Enforcer.
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こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。
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How lovely, I was looking up what the colors of roses meant the other day and blue means something like extremely rare and desired. Honesly, in a way that is even more romantic than a red rose.
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hello girls
ok btch this looks great
My scary Halloween costume for my daughter last year. Next year she might have her own ideas about what she wants to dress as!
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